Unzesty Shrimp

I wonder... why "The 99" is such a big fat liar.

Ancho Shrimp Salad-- zesty shrimp on a bed of crisp vegetables, black beans, avocado ranch dressing.

Here was the salad: 4 pieces of unzesty shrimp, limp romaine lettuce drowning in flavorless dressing, 1 half of a cucumber round, unadvertised (and unappreciated) cilantro, and 8 black beans.

That lunch sucked.